Oh quit acting so injured; I just compared myself to Carpet Capet! (My spell-checker seems to think his name ought to be Carpet.)

Well, that will give us plenty of time to start a Revolution, die in it, and no longer have to worry about be harmed by a zombie apocalypse; after all, if we're dead they can't hurt us.

*shudders* On second thought, maybe it's not a good thing.