Um. Lots of crack yes. Was Danton also doing the bunny and hopping? Because that'd be... um... loud?

Also, it's very creepy to read the sentence "today they've put the scaffold up at my school". Really. I insist. If I were at your school seeing that, I'd probably start rubbing the back of my neck because I'm hypocondriac and nevrotic like that.

Maybe it's just the omen that the guy who's in charge of the reenactment and didn't consider your script is going to be hit by the fake!blade of the fake!guillotine?... I suppose that'd bad to wish for that. But anyway.