A few words...

[montagnarde1793]

Hello everyone! I really should be doing my homework right now (and walking the dog, and cleaning my room), but I thought a nice journal entry would be more entertaining. And I was right, wasn't I?

I know I can't take credit for this, but I don't remember where I got it from... just remember that it's not mine:

And now for a few words from our sponsor:

*sigh* Good Afternoon.

Allow me to clear up a few misconceptions:

1. I am NOT going to go to bed with you... I don't like girls that way.

2. I don't like boys that way, either. Probably. (Crossed out with red marker)
Even if I did, I would not be sleeping with Grantaire. I can't stand him.

3. I do not wear outlandish articles of clothing. That's Prouvaire.
Nor do I carry firearms everywhere I go.

4. If I thought building a barricade would result in certain death,
I wouldn't do it. I'm a revolutionary, not a suicidal maniac.

5. Things that are beneath my dignity:
Obscenities.
Giggling.
Temper Tantrums.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

-Enjolras, of the SPCABC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Les Amis).

Salut, Now!

-Estelle Levis