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Hello everyone! I really should be doing my homework right now (and walking the dog, and cleaning my room), but I thought a nice journal entry would be more entertaining. And I was right, wasn't I?

I know I can't take credit for this, but I don't remember where I got it from... just remember that it's not mine:

And now for a few words from our sponsor:

*sigh* Good Afternoon.

Allow me to clear up a few misconceptions:

1. I am NOT going to go to bed with you... I don't like girls that way.

2. I don't like boys that way, either. Probably. (Crossed out with red marker)
Even if I did, I would not be sleeping with Grantaire. I can't stand him.

3. I do not wear outlandish articles of clothing. That's Prouvaire.
Nor do I carry firearms everywhere I go.

4. If I thought building a barricade would result in certain death,
I wouldn't do it. I'm a revolutionary, not a suicidal maniac.

5. Things that are beneath my dignity:
Obscenities.
Giggling.
Temper Tantrums.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

-Enjolras, of the SPCABC (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Les Amis).

Salut, Now!

-Estelle Levis

Les Miserables is a depressing book, and a depressing musical. I'm reading it (the book) and listening to it (the musical), and therefore, am very depressed. To repeat an earlier statement: I LOVE LES AMIS! (especially Enjolras). And I figure one more (probably not the last though), quiz can't hurt...

You're Bahorel!
You like nothing better than to stir up trouble. Inexplicably enough, your parents dote on you anyway. You have a constitutional aversion to lawyers. Which Barricade Boy Are You?

Hmm... interesting; I shall have to find out more about this "Bahorel" that I supposedly am... Yes...

-Estelle Levis