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I am SO killing the producers of Jeopardy.

Allow me to explain why:

So my mother had left the television on downstairs and I went to turn it off, right? Well Jeopardy was on and there was a category called "Dictators and Tyrants." You probably know where I'm going with this. If you don't, I wish I was as blissfully innocent as you. But in any case, guess who the 200 category was? 

...Maxime, obviously and sadly. I don't remember exactly how they phrased it, but they mentioned that he was a lawyer from Arras who "led" the Committee of Public safety and "presided over a bloodbath." 

WHY?????? *wails, bangs head into walls*

This is even worse than what they teach in schools; I didn't even think that was possible!

;___________;

The horror of it has killed me. How will we ever overcome the lies? *weeps*