Citoyenne la traductrice jacobine

Apparently I am the only member of the CSI to not actually be a member of it! 
LJ would not allow me to post a reply to citoyenne maelicia's post on reviews of the movie-which-shall-not-be-named. I sense a conspiracy, and I demand justice!
...Haven't we got some sort of department for that???

And I want Sofia Coppola's head. On a pike. I will parade it outside Kirsten Dunst's window.